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Nov. 4th, 2008

07:00 pm - Election 2008--First Update

As I did for the 2004 presidential election, I will be posting the electoral count and the states called in regular intervals. I think this is going to be a great night to be an American, as indeed history will be made.

Here is the first update, as of 7PM EST

John Sidney McCain 8
Barack Hussein Obama 3

STATES CALLED
Vermont (3) Obama
Kentucky (8) McCain

Source: NBC News (Broadcast Network

Tags: 2008 presidential election

Current Mood: optimistic

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Oct. 29th, 2008

01:24 pm - I Forgot to Blog About This

Last week, I attended my first ever political rally featuring the next First Lady of the United States of America. Yes, Mrs. Barack Obama was at my old high school, and I couldn't pass up the chance to attend.

To spare everyone's Friends List, these pictures are placed under a cut.

( Michelle Obama in Akron )

Tags: michelle obama speech

Current Mood: excited

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Aug. 30th, 2007

Jun. 13th, 2007

06:32 am - Funny Video

This will make you laugh.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2035235603

Current Mood: jubilant

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Dec. 20th, 2006

09:30 pm - IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS

BUSH LEGAL TEAM SUES SANTA CLAUS


By S. Artist Reuters

AUSTIN, TX (Dec. 4) - Attorneys for President George W. Bush
filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus
from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint
seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon,
asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of
checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time
before packing his sleigh.

The suit, filed in the Federal District Court of Austin, Texas,
asks a federal judge to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and
desist all repetitive and duplicative list-checking activity, and
certify the original list as submitted, without amendment,
alteration, deletion, or other unnecessary modification."

"There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is
nice. It's totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more times
does he need to check? This checking, checking, and re-checking
over and over again must stop now," said former Secretary James
Baker.

Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP observers witnessed an elf
removing all boys named Justin from the 'nice' list, filing them
under 'naughty' instead because "everyone knows all boys named
Justin are brats."

Mr. Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list tampering, and
blasted what he called the "crazy, crazy mess up there at the
North Pole."

"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My
mother just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They
didn't check her ID or nothing."

Meanwhile, Vice President Dick Cheney, issued a direct
plea to St. Nick himself. "Mr. Claus, I call on you to do the
honorable thing, and quit checking your list. The children of the
world have had enough. They demand closure now," Cheney said,
adding that his granddaughter has already selected a name for the
pony she's asked for.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson was quick to respond to this latest
development with plans to lead his protesters from Florida to the
North Pole via dogsled. The "Million Man Mush" is scheduled to
leave Friday. "We need red suits and sleighs, not law suits and
delays," Jackson said.

Santa Claus could not be reached for comment, but an spokeself
said he was "deeply distressed" by news of the pending legal
action against him.

"He's losing weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho Ho' for days," said
the spokeself. "He's just not feeling jolly."

A weary nation can relate.



Poperazzi was able to get a picture of Mr Clause at the White house giving his 2 sence about the whole matter:

Current Mood: energetic

Current Music: A Christmas Story

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Nov. 2nd, 2004

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